Spatial Ingredients

On an intergalactic colony cruisin’ aimlessly through space, food options are somewhat limited. Sure, ya could eat hydroponically-grown cabbage or that dehydrated powder crap those astronauts get saddled with, but food ain’t all about survival. Food is cultural, social and sometimes even sexy! 

Here at Spatial Ingredients, our aim is to give every customer a taste of all the ever-expandin’ universe has to offer, regardless of its ethics or legality. We work tirelessly to bring ya the latest and greatest in culinary innovation, at a fair and economical price. I mean, what’s the market value on fish from the deep seas of Europa? Or peppers from Chiron? Or how about dust from 55 Cancri e? That goes real good on ice cream. 

Don’t believe us? I wouldn’t expect ya to, not before eatin’ here. Don’t worry, I’ll get ya set up with today’s special alongside my assistant chef, Axon. 

Any allergies? Eeh, I’m sure you’ll be fine, just go outside if ya have a reaction. Legal stuff, y’know? Oh, and don’t tell anyone who looks like a cop about what we serve here, alright? We don’t wanna lose our reputation as the most excitin’ restaurant in the universe!

- Chef Culus

(WARNING: We got a little rough language and adult themes goin' on here. Don't say I didn't warn ya.)